Monday, March 13, 2006

Yes... it's another cheese filled dose of TRUTH!!

Okay, so I have terrible news for all of my fellow non-porn maniacs. They've taken everyone's favorite italian plumber in red. Yes, Mario has been taken, I was flipping through the channels and I happened to wander by the pay per view porn channels on the way to the music (I have digital cable, so luckily I was in the menu reading the titles of shows). And frankly, I was disturbed... Disturbed enough to see if those damn television people were lying to me. They weren't lying. They were truthing.

I checked it out on Google, using the title of the movie which was "Super Mario's Heinie Hunters"... and discovered that it came up with 3,970 things... I EVEN QUOTED IT DAMMIT!!! I lost faith in humanity for the 3rd time this week... Mario no longer sticks to the drains of the mushroom kingdom, he's moved on to living orafaces.

The thing that REALLY annoys me is Nintendo still has yet to sue the pants off those bastards, I have also lost faith in Nintendo(not as much as humanity though, they mean well)... But I must bid you Adieu, goodbye! Good will to all of you! Any comments?? POST THEM!!!!(Unless you're a prick... then keep it to yourself...ass-hat)