Monday, January 09, 2006

Holy _____, _____ Man!

Okay, to begin I must point out that this blog can be posted on. I'm sorry if it sucks it will never stop[Insert maniacal laughter here]... underneath my post, if you search hard enough I'm quite sure you'll find the posty thinger... It's not difficult guys.

Today I'll make a top ten list of the best races/professions, of fictional characters and the reason for each choice...

#10.Mongolians - Well at least when they have that silly moustache and the funny hat... man, those old mongolians sure rocked, back before they named themselves Kyle... back in the good ole days
#9.Star Ship Pilots/Artifact Hunters - Your average, zero gravity ace in space shooting down Tie fighters, with their millenium falcon... you know who I speak of the one... and only, HAN SOLO!!! Champion of the universe, also known as Indiana Jones, stealing things that "should be put in a museum" good old Harrison Ford... Ohhhhhhh, Yeah...
#8.Werewolves - Everyone loves a good old fashioned Werewolf! This was a no brainer to go on the list, although low on the list their awesomeness is unshaken. Razor sharp teeth, matted hair... what's not to love? and that's not even counting their cuddly wuddly cuteness.
#7.Vampires - Everybodies favorite nightmare arrives on the list at number 9, if you've never had a dream of a Vampire flying through your window eating your neck, leaving you clinging to life then returning to the night, you may have something wrong with you... Hunting vampires seems to be a very awesome profession as well.
#6.Wookies - Our favorite furry little fellows... well, little isn't a good word for them... Matted fur, breath that could take out a Yak... ah, Chewbacca, you furry man.
#5.Gnomes - Everyone's favorite little bearded men... No, I speak not of Harry Potter gnomes (frankly they suck), we're talkin' the little garden guys, plastic or not they all rock... I may be murderated for not placing then higher on the list but whatever, you don't control me, Josh!!!!!
#3/#4?.Pirates - Scallywags, Buccaneers, whatever name you call them you'd better not say Landlubber... They hate that, the real question is, can they topple the power of the Ninja? Who knows... maybe post something about which deserves #3 on my list O' Doom.
#4/#3?.Ninjas - Curious little fellers aren't they, skin tight body suits are terrible on any other Male form, but when you kick ass like this who cares what you wear... as long as you wear something... The Ninja, mortal enemy to both the pirate... and the dreaded toaster... arggg...
#2.Jedi - Filling in at number 2 we have the Jedi... Wielder of the force, only would these powerhouses of greatness be able to topple the greatness of the zombie, is if you could make a wookie Jedi... even then it would be a close fight... The Jedi, are not teh suck, they are teh Rox0rz Remember that
1.Zombies - What makes these elusive beings so splendid? Why are they at the top and not the Jedi? Well, it's simple... Zombies are just so damn fun to kill... Shovel, Crobar, Chainsaw, Shotgun, Double Melonhammers... No matter what you choose they are still killable. Shwa ha! Man do they rock.

In closing, comment on either your vote for Pirate or Ninja, and I shall tally them up if they reach more than 5... oh yes, I aim my goals high!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vampires should be number one, and you have them listed as #7 yet start with "and coming it an #9"

8:36 PM  
Blogger kannoff said...

Well anonymous... I think you are a prick. Yeah... What do you have to say about that? Huh? This is a PERSONAL list you blog... it's my fucking opinion you wuss, I'd threaten you but that means nothing on the internet, now I'm just talking out of my ass, because you'll never come back here because you, happen to be a Cornhole. By the way your blog sucks.

4:20 PM  

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